Video Games

Characters That Would Make Badass Kids

I believe in soul mates; everyone has someone out there that completes them. And it applies to video game characters as well, that there are two that would make the perfect couple but because of franchises, corporate symbols and console wars, they cannot come together to make babies. Here are the characters I believe would make the most awesome offspring, if they could just get together for some mating!

1. Samus Aran and Master Chief

They’re both space-faring badasses in heavy armor. Their child would be born amongst aliens and live their childhood in a power suit hooked up to an A.I.

2. Cervantes de Leon and Seth Balmore

He’s an undead pirate with a black heart and she’s a feisty immortal pirate. They can live together for an eternity, dominating the seas and creating babies that want nothing but power, souls, and justice.

3. Wolf Link & Midna and Okami Amaterasu & Issun

They would no doubt make the cutest and wittiest wolves ever, born with the ability to attack with art, restore nature and see scents. Their offspring would be creature-friendly, loving horses and feeding animals.

4. Ryu Hayabusa and Shura

Ryu’s a ninja with class and Shura’s a fighter with… hm, well they’d have great looking children with aggressive and agile fighting skills. They would be a little conceited but always there to save the busty blonde babe from danger.

5. Companion Cube and 1up Mushroom

Physically, I don’t know how it’d be possible but think of the outcome – a best friend who gives you an extra chance at life, always being there with you to help you through tough obstacles. What more could you ask for in a companion?

1 comment

  1. aww! this is an adorable article, lol.. well i guess i find it that way since i’ve been an uncle since i was 5.

    i love the last one too.. 1up mushroom and companion cube 🙂

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